Too many sandwiches.

Ted and the kids are dead. Mom's the only one alive.

Also, I wanted to loudly heckle the real life Philomena.

She could go volunteer and then write about her experiences. :p

FWIW, this happened to be the first time that a Latino won the Best Director award, a black filmmaker directed a Best Picture, and a Filipino (Frozen's Robert Lopez) won an Oscar. If Lopez's name doesn't ring a bell, he helped mastermind "Avenue Q" and "The Book of Mormon."

You mad, bro?

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Chelsea some backlash, that's for sure.

She didn't Handler this very well.

I kind of don't get this article. If this woman, with a problematic history of bulimia, had gone to law school instead then I guess we'd be reading about how law school triggers eating disorders. She was going to react to stress by relapsing. I don't see why we should make that about the military.

First Lady *Michael* Obama?

This all looks so familiar......

She wasn't angry, she was just trying to make a point. A very, very sharp one.

The thing is, she's gaslighting herself, too.

Actually, women make up about 52% of moviegoers:

Secret Muslin Lizard People Dictatorship.