greyjoysmissingmember
GreyjoysMissingMember
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Did anyone else ever see her "Victoria Beckham: Coming to America" special on NBC (I think)? It was quite possibly the greatest hour of television I have ever viewed, and I've been a fan of hers since then. The lady imitating the dolphin was MAY-JUH.

But the lead in says this: With her power pipes and full-on attitude, Rihanna has become fashion’s most exciting new muse. So how does it feel to have her dress you for a day? Plum Sykes finds out."

So...that's basically the thesis of the article. Why expect more when that's literally the purpose of the whole thing?

Yeah. What if it's because she's boring as shit and dumb as a rock.

The only thing compelling about Rihanna is how she and other vapid, assembly line pop stars have managed to convince everyone that they're anything but vapid, assembly line pop stars.

She was sentenced to rehab but apparently never completed it which was a violation of her probation. She's had several DUI's. Sorry, but I can't get behind her if she's continuing the same behavior.

Didn't Michelle Rodriguez go to rehab for drinking when she was on Lost? I think it's a little weird that she was drinking to the point of getting visibly hammered at that game and all anyone is saying about it is Two girls! Kissing! OMGSOHOTTT!

LINDY!! I have always wanted a ring made out of a door knob from an old house!! How did you know?!?!

Plenty of potential left in pairs.

I didn't think it was possible to make someone as gorgeous as Kendall Jenner look ugly. I guess I was wrong.

so...Adrienne's wardrobe from Rocky, basically.

Half price day after the holiday candy is one of life's best pleasures.

S'cool. High five.

Why yes, I do like slouchy swathers and so called "meh" colors... but no, I do not like fur.

I bet Bruce puts a Bruce Jenner action figure in his little helicopter and whispers, "You're free. You're finally free." when he flies it around.

Wait, so Jezebel can shill a $80 canvas toiletry bag or a $125 necklace made from red string and 0.00001 ounces of silver, but this is scammy?

No.1 think that makes people look old:

I watch Transformers movies just on the off chance I might see my office building get destroyed.