In the middle of all this handwringing over your friend's consensual sexual activities,

All I want is one that doesn't vomit pink or cheetah print all over. Why do so many trackers look like a 12 year old's myspace account??

you mean you don't faceplant yourself in a bowl of co-caine?

On behalf of Canada, and a gif I'm giving a workout today:

The Sword in the Stone, Jungle Book, Pinnochio, The Great Mouse Detective. 101 Dalmations had two couples, but their relationships were formed before the story really started and weren't involved in the main plot, apart from the puppy aspect.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *gasps for air* ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fuck: Zac Efron, Marry: Michael B. Jordan, Kill: Miles Teller—I've already killed him multiple times in my mind during the preview for this movie.

For some reason, I read this Holy Shart. Nohtin' says sexy like shart references.

I had an experience where I persistently emailed and contacted an ex-"lover" to the point where he changed his phone number and threatened me with a restraining order. I wonder if that is the same as this. I mean, I went to therapy about it, and I know I was wrong, and I consider what I did to be a real form of…

This seems like a particularly relevant place to drop the latest article on Elementary vs. Sherlock on The AV Club: It's Elementary, Sherlock: How The CBS Procedural Surpassed the BBC Drama

I am open to many, many things. But no, WHYYHYYYYYY

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I love the commercials for Nutella where they try to make it sound like a healthy choice to serve your kids... "It has natural ingredients, like skim milk and hazelnuts, with just a touch of cocoa." No, it's a big, gooey sugar bomb that most people just eat by the spoonful, like canned cake frosting (which I am…

I think it's whipped nut oil with coco.

Oh and another thing- Sally Mae:

It pisses me off in general just how god damn expensive it is to get an education of any sort now in days. Keep the poor poor and the rich rich, I guess.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for debt forgiveness, I can tell you I don't have a drop down menu for that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you set…

Bless. At least she realizes it's their age, and not them. It took my parents like their first three kids to realize that your daughter is just going to be an intense puddle of hormones and angst at 13 and it doesn't necessarily mean she's turned into some sort of evil spawn.