Just came here to say that. We don't have much here, let us keep the sunshine.

Sunshine state = Florida. Golden State = Cali.

I think your priorities are fine. He's supposed to be bald. It's his THING.

Dunno if it's worth noting, but there is no "Daddy Warbucks" in the upcoming film. His name has been changed to Benjamin Stacks. I am hoping they drop the "Daddy" moniker entirely, Daddy Stacks sounds weird.

Because it's no one else's business whether I am happy or not and how I express my emotions? If I'm happy, I'll smile. I don't need someone else to tell me to do it.....

I don't get it; what's stopping people from just throwing a big party and inviting all their friends? Just about every wedding tradition is steeped in creepy ancient gender politics anyway, you're better off walking down a metaphorical aisle in jeans and a shirt.

I like the idea that we are multi-faceted human beings that have many shades of taste and belief structures.

This is going to be terrible.

Yeah, that gets on my nerves, too. It's like it blows their minds that some people (ME) might consider thongs more comfortable than other kinds of undies, especially granny panties. It's not just an issue of "too vain for panty lines."

Aziz Ansari sari not sorry.

So the hot new way to impress the lady or gentleman of your dreams is to hire someone else to stick a hand in their pocket or purse? Charming. Also likely to result in a few arrests and sprained wrists.

That and squatting works those glutes. seriously, how does one pee standing up without drizzling all over oneself?

his abs. and coming out. and his abs.

Quit fat shaming the iPhone. Given how much Apple has made it get skinny for each new debut, that's not very nice of you to imply that it needs to be skinnier.

Okay, WTF is going on here?

I just love this family. They represent everything that is right and good in American society.

Tammy:

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