The mentality in California is mostly why grow it and risk going to jail for it when you can buy it legally and safely from a “doctor”

The new generation of pot smokers:

It’s legal to buy and sell medicinal marijuana in Beverly Hills so there’s really no need to grow your own, unless you’re Gweneth Paltrow or some shit

Somehow I managed to have two pairs of womens running and cross training shoes in normal ass colors! Do I get a prize??

Does Alessandra Ambrosio know what moods actually are?

This song is so... meh? Then again, everything Best Coast is so... meh? The lack of emotion in modern rock music makes me sad enough to write a song about it

I live in California and most people walk around in yoga pants all day. Bitch I know you ain't been to yoga this year! I'd say they're still tacky

You're not too old, Jezebel is just too juvenile

Is it just me, or does Ashley Tisdale have an old looking Mercedes? Time for an upgrade girl!

If it is a thing, it shouldn’t be

They pay lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of publications/networks to talk about them, including this one, I’d be surprised if Jez didn’t get a big fat check from Kris Jenner every time the name comes up here. It’s called native advertising

It's a shame that Super Fun Night was so terrible, but I hope to see more of her in the future, she's gorgeous and talented and deserves better than being the running fat joke gag

Autism awareness means eating Twizzlers by myself because I'm socially awkward and they can sort of relate to that?

I don't understand why Dornan and Johnson seem so shocked that this is such a phenomenon. It's fucking Twilight fanfic, you're gonna get those kinds of fans. It seems like Dornan especially thinks he's too good for this shit, he played a fucking fairytale dude on a shitty ABC TV show, you're not too good for this…

He looks like when Senator Kelly was about to melt in the first X-Men movie after Magneto made him a pseudo mutant with gills

I was really hoping he would thank Tom Petty at some point, it would have made me laugh

If Christian Grey were real, he would probably be my ex boyfriend. My gas lighting, emotionally abusive, careless, self-centered, childish, riddled with anger and emotional problems, into kinky rough sex ex boyfriend. I only miss the sex.

Guns don't kill people; people kill people. Alcohol doesn't get you drunk; you get yourself drunk.