Hope you'll sneak around these parts once in a while!

It's all about trillionaires these days

To everyone out there: shower as much as you goddamn see fit, no one has to live in your skin except you and those scarab beetles from those Mummy movies

Prove to me that Jezebel is not getting paid by Kris Jenner to write about the Kardashians. every. fucking. day

This made me think of that HIMYM episode where Lily is in that play and they hold a mirror to Ted THIS IS THE FACE OF CONSUMERISM

Yet another unrealistic beauty standard...

His penis is as fake as Mark Wahlberg's in Boogie Nights

Your knowledge of acne is pretty outdated.

Cystic acne isn't caused primarily by oil or dirt

If your acne is hormonal, then yeah, they probably wont work for that...

One time my dad tried to make Powerpuff Girl snow people. They stayed together for like a minute but then the heads collapsed. This is what happens when your dad's an art teacher

This song gets in my head and it just loops over and over... Simply having a wonderful Christmastime! Simply having a wonderful Christmastime! Simply having a wonderful Christmastime! Simply having a wonderful Christmastime! Simply having a wonderful Christmastime! Simply having a wonderful Christmastime! Simply…

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas is supposed to be a depressing song, Frank Sinatra kinda redid the lyrics to make it happier but the original is pretty grim

I got a cheap pair of gloves a year after I moved to Los Angeles, a place where gloves are not necessary in the least.

Another solution:

I mean Colbert is Colbert, his whole job has been basically, The Late Show only on a different station.

CBS couldn't afford Chris Rock

It's dirty and dry cleaning is a scam. If it can be worn in the rain, why wouldn't it be able to get wet?