Mine are. Try putting a leather jacket in the washing machine, surprisingly, it does not explode

Also Matthew

He used to play professional football, maybe he sustained some head injuries?

I'm pretty sure Tyra will bone him, but hey, girl's gotta eat!

Imma let you finish, but Samoas are the best cookies of all time

I used to just hand over the order form to my dad to pass around at work, I don't think that was the point of interpersonal skills but it got the job done, going door to door in the middle of winter is not worth it! As long as the online sales support specific troops or girls individually I have no problem with it

That makes no sense, if people eventually eat it, how can it be pardoned?

The Chicagoan in me is partial to the Genuine Scooter Co scooters, and I kinda find the Stella more aesthetically pleasing and it wont break the bank. Vespas are adorable but extremely expensive, you're just paying for the name

They can't NOT make the Crow's Eye hot!

You mean no Victarian? No Euron? Not even Aeron? Ugh!

MORE GREYJOY DICK!

"Have you ever seen a black penis?" Who's fucking business is it what dicks I've seen and why would it be so outlandish for me to have seen one of color??

As a disembodied penis I am offended!

Actually the Love Actually kid is the Game of Thrones kid, sorry to burst your bubble Anna

The amount of money that could be made from marijuana free trade would be insane. I live in California, which is just really laid back with it's medical use laws, there's a weed doctor on every corner, it's cheaper and easy to access and customers are loyal to their "doctors" when people first move here I think maybe…

I only remember she was in Queen of the Damned and that wasn't even a popular movie and I think it came out after she died. I must have missed some stuff in the 90s while I was watching cartoons

I still worship the Drowned God

What exactly is "FIRE ASS MUSIC" anyway?