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Just want to clarify: living near Hollywood blvd is very expensive, it's Hollywood. Most of the people loitering there are either tourists or people there to take advantage of tourism or unfortunately the homeless. It's really not a bad neighborhood, just a street that has one purpose. I've never felt unsafe on…

I might be the only one, but I never thought Beyoncé was that great, but what do I know, I'm a disembodied penis!

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He looks like the guy from Arrow

I know you're all anxiously awaiting my Sexy Ace Ventura costume pics this year!

From a zoom lens on the highway? That's a dedicated paparazzi!

How the fuck did the photographer get that photo? They'd have to know he was going to stop and barf or something

Harry Styles's angry cupcake torso should be your favorite

White boy names are just so damn basic, it happens to everyone

I think you mean Jack Antonoff

There's always the Sookie Stackhouse method for naked woodsman confrontation:

As someone with a thigh gap that I didn't ask for, please everyone can we stop making it a ~*thing*~ now? On the one had, there's all those who've consistently made fun of it and made me feel like a freak for half my life and on the other hand there's crazy people making it this unattainable beauty standard that I…

I've always been too weird for the cool girls. Weird girls are where it's at!

Maybe the spelling errors are a message

Can Will Smith please teach him the difference between there, their, and they're??

Drowning in wine sounds like a pretty sweet way to go

Consequently 54% of Facebook marriages in which the term "hubby" is frequently used in statuses end in divorce.