Bitches need to Emma Watson-ify

THIS IS WHY I STICK TO PLAIN WHITE COLGATE

I'm the youngest and my mom said she demanded they tie her tubes after the c-section

I pahked the cah too fahhh!

Umm, he's a Bostonian so he probably said he "cahnted cahds, now where are my khakis?"

I hope she gets another reality show for this!

Is that why a lot of nurses have their specialties in obstetrics as well? I can only speak from second hand experience, when my sister graduated with a nursing degree half the class was ob focused

Sweatshirts? For fall? GROUNDBREAKING

I too, often wear hilariously large-shouldered formal blazers with panties!

Directors usually

I would rather see a movie about Walt Disney's frozen head being thawed in the 30th century and attached to a horrible giant mouse body, call it "Walt is Mickey: Disney's Future Years"

Anyone gonna point out that Orcas are not actually whales?

you would not believe how much I hate conflict.

[aggressive sigh]

Is it really spelled like that? "Peppar???"

Every night

Personally I prefer cucumber or horseradish vodkas for bloody marys, but then again, I infuse my own vodkas like the badass disembodied penis I am!