At Gene & Judes in Chicago they'll throw ketchup packets at you if you try to ask for ketchup
RIP Joan, you're insulting celebrities with the angels now
A "leeked" photo of Jennifer Lawrence:
On our family trip to the Grand Canyon, it was decided that we would not only look at the damn thing but also hike down and stay IN the Canyon for like, a week. I was 8 at the time and in school I was known as "the bloody nose kid" and if you know anything about bloody noses, you know that altitude change, dry air,…
Reasons why I had to stop browsing imgur at work
I still don't understand why people like Nutella so much
"And so the penguin says, Dude, he's not an eggplant, he's retarded" I bet you heard that in a Russian accent
[insert Free Willy gif here]
We can share him, I'll take him on Wednesdays and Thursdays, you know why. And we'll alternate weekends. We'll work it out
This is not the first time I've imaginary boyfriended Efron on Jezebel, and it wont be the last!
NOW I CAN HAVE MY IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND BACK
I think they still sell them at dance stores
Remember when palazzo capri pants were super in? Let's not go there again
I feel really bad for the actual decent writers who now have to deal with this, it's not easy being a young writer (as many Thought Catalog writers are millennial) so I can see how finding any outlet for your work is enticing and I hope that those few writers who actual worthwhile pieces aren't affected by it and can…
According to wikipedia:
I watched Jumanji
H to the izzo V to the izzay!