I had specific tastes

How exactly was the money raised? Who was paying? Why were they paying for his celibacy? I'm confused....

My friend likes to wear a purse to match her bright yellow car. Some people really like to match things with their car ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why would Daniel Radcliffe need to send a dick pic when you can just google "Daniel Radcliffe penis" and get many many many results from Equus?

Patenting a clothing design is like a painter patenting a color they mixed or a brush stroke. Go the fuck home Lululemon! If I see another 30-something Hollywood bitch wearing your shitty yoga pants I'm going to rip my hair out!

STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR SISTER'S FRIENDS LIKE YOU KNOW THEM. THEY'RE NOT YOUR FRIENDS BITCH!

THAT'S A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT

CALM DOWN THERE'S ALWAYS 5/15/15!

Abortion Barbie you say?

She does realize that they dressed hideously on The OC right? People paid more attention to what t-shirt Seth Cohen was wearing than what tacky clutch she was toting around

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Women in porn are looking at dick pictures on their phones? Porn has changed a lot I guess

I feel like, subconsciously, men send unsolicited picture of their genitalia because they are feeling powerless in a situation and must find a way to assert their manhood literally since they seem to be unable to do so figuratively

At least the weather's nice!

Every day New York sounds more and more like somewhere I'd never want to live

Her whole album is pretty amazing, I was excited she won a Grammy for it, it was much deserved!

"I don't like something so no one should like it because everyone else's opinion doesn't matter because they're stupid"

Listen to Kacey Musgraves

I like what they're doing and all, but they look exactly like every other female country artists out there, long blonde hair, smokey eyeliner, friendly face, and I heard the song on the radio and assumed it was another Miranda Lambert/Carrie Underwood colab. I don't really think there's too much innovation going on…