That's the general response I like to invoke in people

I think my bras cover more than bikini tops, and that's saying a lot, I have small boobs

All those clothes and she still picks a tacky outfit to wear on the air

I was thinking along the lines of any general "sport" style car

I've gone to a club in Hollywood in jeans and a plain Target tank top and it didn't matter, granted, it was a gay night club so maybe that's why

Don't drive it like an asshole

If you consider how real people drive in that style of car, this is probably a good thing. I think we need to make it clear that male genitalia does not get larger when a car is driven like a rabid dog on meth

Life Alert should have a sub section for women or something, are you listening Life Alert??

With this logic I should be the most popular Greyjoy around.

As long as the Human Bratz Dollz are staying out of it everything will be fine

Kourtney is pregnant, which is actually true; the magazine says she gave Scott an ultimatum because of his partying, which is a tale as old as time. And Kourtney is pregnant with French Montana's baby, 'cause why not

Jeff Goldblum: watching you poop since the internet was invented

And plain potato chips!

I thought you meant this Shazam

It's not technically a "polar vortex" cooler air is coming down from Canada but they're not polar winds and as a born and raised Chicagoan, this isn't uncommon for July, or ever, that's just how the weather is around Lake Michigan