Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor were also unavailable for comment.

It’s a good thing we’re saving all that money by not properly funding our public transportation infrastructure.

$100 on texting.

Yeah - like he has to learn how to speak better, control his emotions, learn more actual stuff, AND to top it off, admit that what he did last night wasn’t actually a winning performance. I can’t see any of that happening!

Thought about heading into Charter School territory, but was repelled

Seriously?!? A magnet pun thread?!? I don’t see the attraction.

Jeb! said earlier he was gonna try and get more involved with magnet schools, but they were too polarizing.

Immediate release adderall is often still blue--at least the generics are. It’s the extended release capsules that’ve changed.

I’ve taken adderall for 15 years, 500mg would put me in the hospital. 60mg and I feel like my hearts trying to jump out of my chest.

Fortunately you don’t get to phone a friend in a presidential debate.

Best part is that it was on TV.

I think a lot of people came away with the idea that he was on cocaine. Also, what is the deal with the red eyes? So many colors to take in when looking at this guy.

I thought in the first 4 minutes he was well dosed with valium or xanax or atavan....but it wore off QUICK TIME.

Did not watch the debate. But in my experience, when you suspect someone is high, they are high.

I thought he was literally going to make Lester get Sean on the horn while America waited.

Cotton mouth + pursed lips did it for me (my other theory: like 500 mg of adderall? Technically legal but basically the same)

You weren’t. The first thing I thought was, “What the fuck is he on?”

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

I literally still can’t listen to the Dean scream because it still breaks my heart. TOO SOON.

My husband and I have been a couple since 1998. There are days when we annoy the Hell out of each other, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. We work well as a team. My only advice: find hobbies you can partake in together, and find hobbies you can partake in on your own.