Is that a thing? Can we vote to eliminate people? Do they have to leave the island forever or can they return for the all-stars season?

such a tiny little claw-murderer!

I am sure I have it already but I converted my hall closet into a cat bathroom with a vent fan in the ceiling and fresh air return in the floor, easy clean floor, litter storage, scooped litter receptacle with an airtight lid, and easy access panel for the kitties in the door. It is awesome.

I could die happy now that I’ve seen this picture. Thank you.

A ferret harness, since it was the only one that fit when she was that young.

Seriously! The CDC is right! See how utterly fucked up patient zero has become since the mid-70s

With this cat, no deed of any sort goes unpunished.

I ran water over the wound for quite some time, scrubbed it like mad, and then actually dumped rubbing alcohol on it (not advised). The bleeding stopped pretty quickly, although some bleeding did happen under the skin. I watched the wound for signs of infection, but so far so good (and I think I’d know by now). Cat…

He looks as though he doesn’t suffer fools lightly.

Be honest, the only reason you didn’t entertain that idea was that you thought that would just make him even more angry once he got back home and you would pay for the rest of your life.

Oh, that fluffy tail face does not look sorry in the slightest! :) :)

With my most recent bite, a few days ago, I scrubbed my arm under running water for as long as I could stand. I was really afraid I was going to require antibiotics because the last dose I needed for a cat bite (eight years ago- same motherfucking cat!) gave me a yeast infection that lasted all of Obama’s first term.

I’ll repeat whatI said above, have a pet sitter or vet tech clip your cat’s nails so they’re square and much less sharp. Ask your doctor about this but I seem to remember Cornell Vet saying the vast majority (actually they may have said all) of adult toxoplasmosis cases are transmitted via undercooked meat and…

*Incomprehensible squeeing*

Former veterinary nurse here. I don’t love articles that sensationalize diseases and vilify cats (although I do love the photo). At least without helpful information. This was missing: Have your pet sitter or vet tech clip your cat’s nails. That makes them square and much harder to create a deep wound. Ask your doctor…

Were you in high school during swine flu? Total gold mine.

So this guy did one time get a scratch in deep enough in my arm that I had to go to the ER for antibiotics. And horse pills. Everyone told me to drive him out to the middle of nowhere and leave him there but ... Look at him!

One of my cousins was hospitalized from Cat Scratch Fever. Oh man did we make fun of his very serious medical condition endlessly, heartlessly.

Your cat is a vampire.