His recent “Obama is american, I guess” press conference turned hotel promotional tour is perhaps the finest evidence yet that his whole candidacy is just a Trump Brand Expansion effort that got a little out of hand.

I literally can’t think of one job I would hire this man to perform.

Car salesman? Not enough charisma or knowledge.
Mid-level manager at an office job? He’d be an HR nightmare. Also not enough knowledge.
General manager at a fast-food chain? Couldn’t manage a staff.
Stock broker? He’s gone bankrupt 4 times.

What is he…

Nail on the head. They think, “he’ll be OUR swindler,” but that’s so transparently stupid. Trump only makes money for himself and his brood, all others get the bill.

If there was any justice in the world, Trump’s shamelessness in running for office would directly lead to criminal charges as a result of more thorough examination of his dealings.

There are those who will read this and think “Why, yes, I do want this con man to head our country, because we’ll be the beneficiaries of his grifts and swindles” without realizing that they’re the ones being swindled.

You must go and spy for the Kinja commentariat!

My European friends text me and they’re like “What is going on over there??” and I’m like “Look. You all take care of Brexit and we’ll handle the shambles over here. Thanks.”

It’s becoming so embarrassing, I’m horrified to travel internationally for a while. That’s truly sad.

He’s the worst, right?

Gaaahhhh!! I just looked at that portrait and now I’m blind. I hope you’re happy, Ma Buddichez.... I hope you’re happy.

Ugh. I need to bleach my eyes now. Thanks.

GOD DAMN YOU RIGHT TO HELL! ITS FUCKING BEDTIME, YOU SADIST!

LOL. I think the word you were looking for is

I wonder how many of his supporters can fit in his basket of deplorable?

Deplorable

Oh for the love of all that is holy. You have given me nightmare fuel for this and several lifetimes.

I totally concur! She has that hint of beautiful Ryan Phillippe too!

Proposition: Reese’s daughter is prettier than her mother was at the same age.

I think “compassionate colonoscopy” was also the gop’s rebranding strategy for their economic plans.

Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.