I once made an ass out of myself in front of Lisa Bonet. I think the 4 double gin and tonics had something to do with it... She ran off across the street... I'm still embarrassed...

Also, respectfully, could someone ungray me? I’ve been around for like a decade. But my star became obsolete and then I lost my Kinja key. It’s an American tragedy. Like Sonja Morgan, I long for my former status. I play nice.

You met Stephen Colbert and that’s what you did??!!?? I’m just teasing you because if I were to meet him I would do or say something equally ridiculous and pointless. I keep having sex dreams about him lately for some weird reason, then I see him on TV and I feel myself blush. Like, I can’t even imagine what I would…

Man, there's nothing better than seeing Phelps on top of the podium. I don't know what it is about the olympics but I get all Republican with my obnoxious patriotism every 4 years.

My favorite is the leggings. One of my old coworkers wore leggings as pants for a few months until my boss told her she was welcome to wear jeans of any color or even those yoga dress pants but leggings were not appropriate. It was a children’s library and we spent all our time crawling around on the floor shelving…

Same here. I said that while I don’t want a throwback to the values of the 60s, but I’d like to go back to the fashion values that dictated you dressed up to fly or go to a casino, and my husband called me “bougie”. Maybe so, but I don't want to sit on an three hour flight next to a guy wearing Garfield pajama pants…

Plus, you get treated much better at the airport and by the TSA if you even try to look like someone who might not just stepped off a river-tubing excursion. I fly in long dresses and heeled sandals, because it’s like wearing a blanket, I don’t have an uncomfortable waistband that’s too high or too low or that digs…

A requirement for professional attire/business casual might not be inappropriate - though there are a lot of delegates in attendance in T-shirts, and a lot of frankly profane buttons about Clinton being sported - but as with a lot of rules, big questions arise about enforcement. I think we can all agree that even if…

LOL, sure, because everyone else there is dressed so professionally.

I guess the combination of a Big Lie, arrogant upper management who didn’t listen to the “egghead peons” who knew better, and the fact that Theranos held all the power, because they had sole control over this theoretically revolutionary new technology, and could dictate the terms of access.

I’m still at a loss as to how this charade made it as big and as far as it did. In a general sense, I get the “big promises”, “revolutionary technology” and “investors carried away with excitement” but lives hung in the balance of this kind of testing. I mean, fucking up blood clotting results? Were they at least…

Sorry guys all I got today is gifs. I’m out of words.

I’m bored with this. At this point I either want details or shut up.

Considering how most people pit cherries — in their mouths while they are eating them — I think that I shall decline any offers of cherry-flavored whipped cream for the foreseeable future.

Prime Minister of my heart!

Larry for PM

No one has ever played himself as hard as David Cameron.

We don’t have cops, we have coppers.