Yeah, that really wasn’t fair to Tiana. Ariel didn’t spend half the film as a fish. Well, she might have been mute for half of it.

I LOVED Beauty and the Beast as a kid, and I LOVE Emma Watson, but I just don’t know how they will manage to make a live action version of this not scream domestic violence. The cartoon version has big DV problems, and it’s a cartoon. Seems like watching actual Emma Watson go through all of the scary parts of the…

I remember seeing this film on a late night cable channel when I was a kid. It scared the shit out of me. Especially when the statues came to life. *shivers*

Man, Disney needs some new innovators. It just seems like they are coasting on former glory right now.

I was wondering if anyone would notice the animated B&TB was literally a Disney-fied retread of Cocteau’s surrealist masterpiece. Your free Internet is in the mail.

Audra McDonald as the wardrobe. That’s all I need to know.

anyone else get a little misty eyed? no just me and my hormones over here?

Hmmm.

The bar is set REALLY high, so they better not blow it:

Looks interesting from that small glimpse. I just had a look at the cast and very happy the Beast is Cousin Matthew. He has been on my list since The Guest. Most of the cast is perfect. Though why Lumiere was not Jean Dujardin is a flipping mystery.

WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING

I feel like Demi’s tweet might be a little backwards. If you want your hair to grow faster, don’t you have to beg your scalp.

I wish I could star this 100x more times. Just bc you can rationalize something doesn't mean you should.

I tell that to my students when we play games.

Don’t apologize! Great minds and all that.

I think I would like to play against you.

I love that one. The only proper reply is, “Maybe not, but you must confess to being surprised at how incredibly successful you’ve been.”

That isn’t slut shaming. That’s fucking a married person shaming, which is a shitty thing to do regardless of your gender. It is quite relevant because Stewart apparently only empathizes with people she can “personalize,” whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean, something akin to “know” I suppose.

Don’t completely disagree, but I’m neither broke nor cheap, and I just canceled my cable because paying $151 dollars a month ONLY for sports is fucking horseshit. And that was the minimum package that I could get to see the sports that I wanted. Give me a way to pay for sports and not the Oxygen channel along with it…

If you’re going to pirate sports, don’t lie to yourself about it. The reason you are pirating is not “all the blackout rules and other garbage.” It’s because you are either broke or cheap. And that’s fine. Embrace it. But don’t give some shit about sticking it to the man because the Browns-Rams game is blacked out in…