I’ll hoist a glass of wine along with Hoda and Kathy Lee during Monday’s Today Show, this one in memory of Frank.

I’ll take ‘The Giff’ over ‘The Gipper’ EVERY TIME. RIP, Mr. Gifford. You were a really nice man.

On his death bed, Gifford was heard to say, “I’ve always been thankful that Johnny Carson never continued his tomahawk lessons with Ed Ames.”

Does Johnny Carson have an alibi?

Seems to be a pattern of a desire for attention, even negative, abusive attention if it has to be that, particularly if they’re not getting much acclaim in “real life.” They are observers and outsiders, angry, lonely, who want the mantle of power that polished, popular people wear so effortlessly. So they use a…

Short answer: they grew up.

Help I’m trapped in an overpriced jewelry factory

Those glasses straight up OWN. But they’d look better in a darker color, like a deep violet.

Oh JM those shoes are fuckn’ fuckity fugly. They were hideous in the 90’s and they are hideous now...stop trying to make the 90’s happen...aaaargh!!!!

did i just get ungreyed? GOING TO BUY ALL THE THINGS!

Idk who Alex is, but his brow game is strong.

Nah, not even halflings. Hobbits are kind of stout. XXXS is for, I don’t know, prepubescent elves or something.

That Pantone color would be perfect for my “Sexy Gumby” costume.

That Pantone shadow has been on sale since 3 weeks after it was introduced! Can't fool me Sephora!

It’s Friday, so this seems like a good time to indulge myself imagining what could possibly be so wrong with a plain long-sleeved t-shirt that would net it horrible reviews.

Yay! Follow me to Oblivion... And BEYOND!!!1!

You had me at “crotch-y”

No one should buy this.