Here’s a photo I took in Kenya. I can’t imagine how stupid this would have looked had I inserted myself into this. I have a lot more just like this - beautiful, right outside our safari truck, and NO ME in them.

excellent. a leprosy joke:)

There’s a damn good reason why nature photographers for National Geographic and shit use those giant telephoto lenses*—those are wild animals they’re photographing. You stay far away and don’t fuck with them. Mother Nature gives zero shits about how she looks on your Instagram.

Wouldn’t work. The easiest way to kill the typical american is to say “Don’t do that.”

I live on a reservation with bears, wolves, and evil raccoons. We learn pretty quick leave animals alone because they will fuck you up.

My favorite animal gone wrong selfie. It doesn’t even have to be an animal that others considered “dangerous.” The squirrel won.

Enough! We want to take our own selfies, dammit!

I will give myself the asshole selfie award on this one. I opened my car door and the largest spider I have ever seen was sitting in the door jam. It was as large as my hand, and even though I was terrified I thought I better get a photo so I could social medialize the thing. I got the photo then grabbed a book to…

83 grand of that was just for the anti-venom. And strange enough, the anti-venom is only made by a UK company. Because when you think of dangerous, venomous snakes, you think the UK.

Actually, take ALL THE SELFIES with wild animals. But make sure it’s with the ones that are pretty guaranteed to kill you, so the rest of us don’t have to foot the massive hospital bill for someone to sew your dumb ass back on.

Or do. Taking out both vanity and stupidity from humanity’s gene pool isn’t that bad of thing, if you think about it.

I hear you, I knew someone who got his girlfriend from Germany pregnant and she took off with the kid without even telling him. He didn’t have the means to fight it and so he’s got a kid in some other country and probably won’t be able to see him unless the kid decides to reach out to him when he is older.

I hope that person got eaten whole by that tiger and I don't feel bad about it.

Drop selfies all-together!

*except for you, Donald Trump. May I offer you a one-way plane ticket to Wyoming?

you assume my parents are hip enough to use netflix. YOU ASSUME WRONG.

Its on Netflix. Netflix is free if you get your parents password.

It is on Netflix, and the first season is only 7 episodes which is easy enough to watch during a free trial period. Otherwise I’d use *cough cough* other means.

Cons- Its weirdly paced and drags at times. It deals with a lot of super icky subject matter. In the end it gets really real really quick. Not for the faint at heart. Its very very dark and bleak.