YES YES YES, you depraved dazzling goddess. Ordering a case now. Knew I could count on you 😘

As do I. McCain’s agregious lapse in judgement unleashed this nimrod to the lower 49 states.

Dammitt, Randilyn you simply cannot flash this holiday gift item without providing a link or even a hint of where to purchase.

Personal policy - I do not watch animal movies.

Photo from M@NU via Twitter

That's what I tell my friends all the time. I'm a genius and a bit of an asshole. It's just that the genius part is a bit latent. It's building, it's building.

Welp, that story I can kinda respect. He could’ve done a Sia. That works, too.

Nuh uh!? For real? I’ma putting him on my list of Musician Douchebags (of which there are many). Inexcusable HRH. Plus, I'd forgotten about his Salman Rushdie stance. Peaceful soul my ass.

RIP brave Diesel.

Alas, no he is not mine This noble pooch was posing to honor the ultimate sacrifice of French police dog, Diesel. A female terror suspect killed herself and Diesel by detonating a suicide vest during the raids in St. Denis, France today. At least this is the story among early reports.

Dreams! Yaaasss.

Sis?!?

There are a lot of big companies that just send a poinsettia to employees. Despicable really.

Hell, I'd stalk you for homemade baklava....

Bosses day is also a joke.

Good gawd, that's the worst office gift story I've ever heard. Who are these people?

Booze? I used to hate it when I worked for a non-drinker. Nearly impossible to buy for. As a boss, I voted for no gifts.

Oh the NASA gift shop is awesome! Gave astronaut ice cream to some little kids once. It was so cool.

And a lot of that school shit gets to be expensive, too! It’s one thing to buy something through a coworker, it’s quite another to feel pressured to buy something from the boss. The worst is when bosses send their kids around the office. Not cool.