Oh man, people should just stop it with selling stuff at work for their kid’s fundraisers anyway. Maybe post an info/order sheet in the break room but please don't go asking person to person. And bosses who do it at all are really annoying.

Observation: I don’t know anybody who’s just a casual Dr Pepper drinker. Peppers are ADDICTED. It is my heroin and I had to go cold turkey when I started seeing dead babies crawling on the ceiling.

I dunno, but if she was researching the role of Sharon Tate, then I feel pretty sure she knew Charlie Manson’s birthdate.

AMEN SISTER! Well said thankyouverymuch.

“...the mosquitoes weren’t actually attracted to the person that was wearing the Victoria’s Secret perfume – they were repelled by it.” As am I. That stuff stinks!

Penelope Cruz

The camera loves that face. No doubt about it.

Beauty AND brains! Reminds me of myself...

Yeah, don’t let it happen. Cheerleading isn’t healthy physically or emotionally. It’s starting to drive me nuts - and this is coming from someone who cheered for seven years. But, way back then in most of America, it was either cheer or play basketball and I sucked at basketball.

TEAM SWIM!

Let’s all get smashed in honor of your coming out of the greys ~ with little parasol topped cocktails! WOO HOO!!!

Leo was a great Romeo, but I hope I never have to watch Titanic again! Overwrought hunk ‘o junk, sink the fuck already piece of shit movie.

I think Romeo + Juliet is Luhrmann’s best film. There isn't a frame in that movie I didn't love.

My husband saw Newman in a diner after a race and said the same thing. He was gorgeous even into old age.

It's a gift to humanity. Makes the world a little nicer.

Frankly so would I.

Rawr

REDFORD. puuuurrrrrr........... He was delicious.

You have arrived.

Alas, no. We wound up at The House of Blues instead where the food sucked, but I got to breathe the same atmosphere as Prince, so it was still a win!