Like THIS?!?

The purse is almost as frightening as that equestrian vest which I completely ROCKED in 1985.

Can you imagine carrying that thing around town? You know, just stroll through Bergdorf’s.....see what happens.

If ever I spied a cursed purse, this is it. I can’t believe she even bought it!

Ha ha! I was a great college mom —- I sent cool care packages in particular. I shipped cash, snacks and birth control pills via UPS. I could complete that fucking FAFSA form with my eyes closed.

SIS!

I KNOW!

You are a very nice person - granted I know virtually nothing about you, but holy moly there are some nutters out tonight! Must be the full moon.....People need to get a grip!

Adopt me, please. This sounds wonderful.

You’re so lucky! The only fun ancestors I have are a hooker and a singing cowboy.

Aw Donut, I'm still laughing! Great story. I wanna be a donut someday too.

A practical witch. I can dig it.

There you go! I’m designing the website now. We’ll be freaking RICH!!!

We’ll starve.

Sell the yucky ones, go buy a pack of six new ones from Walgreens. This is actually such a goldmine we should all do it and laugh our way to the bank.

I, for one, find it pretty fucking funny.

Ima’ totally co-opting this gif. MADE MY DAY!

Can’t. Stand. Nosebleeds. Fuck.

Don't share the Snuggie.

Oh, I'll check it out! There are a hundred things I need to do today - but reading horror is just too fun!