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Did he drop his phone into the crapper while trying to twitt??

Of course Trump pardoned the turkeys. It’s not like he eats anything remotely healthy.

Hmmm...I’m noticing that they’re WHITE turkeys. 

oh my god, those poor hotel staff. 

Free commercial....doesn’t Eric Trump own a vinyard?
New motto:

What a callous asshole. You really have to give zero fucks about people’s feelings to say something like that. And to try to shrug it off as a joke? Nice try, blondie. It’s not fucking funny.

Lifestyle/ fitness endorsements. So Virginia Slims ads in Woman’s World? 

I don’t mean to be a Debbie Downer, but that will have to be kept to the imagination: VP only swears in new Senators, not Reps. (And I believe both of those ladies are Reps.)

I’m fighting the urge to turn on the TV news; just starting my second big-ass Tervis tumbler full of vodka-tonic; and heading to the bedroom in about 90 seconds to melt a couple of Klonopin under my tongue.

First thing I thought when a hot yoga studio was targeted is that this is another George Sodini.

That makes a lot of sense. The current line is that the rabbi was booked before Pence planned his visit, but the fact that no one else wanted to appear alonside him makes sense. 

Graham has always been a sub in search of a dom.

Suggestions for Ben & Jerry: Mint Chocolate Fuck Trump. Cherry Fuck Trump. Salted Caramel Fuck Trump. Cookie Dough Fuck Trump. 

Hugh Jackman is dead to me. And I am very disappointed in all of the other party guests who were polite to Jared and Ivanka.

Don’t throw your trash into the sea.

This POS took down 2 SWAT officers. Does Donnie Dipshit think a rent a cop or usher/greeter with a few hours at the range is going to stand a chance?

Nonsense.

Well I don’t know why all of humanity should be punished because white Americans are white nationalist fascists...

Just... just leave the bottle, man...