The Trump campaign, two years later:

Later, after the divorce, “Melania wasn’t a very good wife. I saw her once a year, around Christmas. Terrible in bed. Not a 10.” Later, after the disowning, “Don Jr.? Never talked to him. Think I saw him once in New York, across the room at restaurant.” Later, at the check-in center in Hell, “Donald Trump? The guy was…

“I hire only the best people. Also, everyone who used to work for me but no longer does is a horrible, unfit liar. They are worthless human beings not even loved by their mothers.”

I'm amazed that Trump deported a Nazi without offering him a Cabinet position first, or a job as his Chief of Staff.

Well, there’s been another hacking attempt at the DNC’s voter database.... If you’re worried about Democratic energy running out before the election, I don’t think that’s gonna happen. Shit like this keeps happening, people get mad, they vote....

And his sentencing is right before Christmas too. Maybe we can remake the Grinch just for this event. 

Watch him flip.

As long as the investigation goes on, it wears down his sanity more and more. It’s a monkey on his back that never goes away, and this is his attempt to get rid of it.

I’ve noticed his comments are becoming more and more infantile. Is he reverting to childhood responses because of dementia? 

Disgraced and discredited Bob Mueller and his whole group of Angry Democrat Thugs spent over 30 hours with the White House Councel

He’s like that kid you knew freshman year who kept making up crazier and crazier stories about his life to keep you listening to him. We’re kind of reaching the point where he tells you he took a Playmate’s younger sister the prom in his father’s Ferrari.

commented on Anzaldua’s “perfect English.”

do you... not know about hyperlinks?

I can easily wrap my mind around the idea of a racist in the White House. It’s just business as usual these days. But there’s actually a speechwriter? I can’t quite figure that one out.

Maybe the Iraq War didn’t have the same effect the Vietnam War had in making everyone aware of never trusting the people in power. Sadly, it should be the same exact lesson.

Clearly you've never watched the Hebrew National League

Living in AZ has forced me to come up with a lot of strategies for dealing with Trumpers, including having to go against family members. Personally, I try and take the orange taint curdle out of it and make them focus on actual policies, and then put me/them/innocent children into the situations the policies affect…

“I don’t usually support traitors, but you do you.”

This isn’t clever or witty, but I play the questions game. Every question they ask gets a question as a response. Why do you ask? But doesn’t that mean...? What ABOUT the whites? PC Police... what’s that? If I’m feeling bitchy I’ll eventually work them into a corner where they have to admit their prejudice or…

If they start talking about immigration you can always point out the fact that the US has ALWAYS leaned on foreign labor even through the Great Depression. As for being the PC police I always tell my family that I’m not trying to be politically correct I’m just trying to avoid being an asshole, what’s wrong with…