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Gretchen Says this is not my president
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Covered with black marker so all pertinent info is redacted and the text reads USE YR IMAGINATION BABE

Knowing that there is only 1 thing that a woman interested in a Trump cares about, I assume its a picture of his bank statements?

And this is how it’s done:

Thoughts and prayers, Ivanka.

He was jealous. And feces jealousy is the shittiest kind of jealousy.

Rand Paul praises Trump for revoking Brennan’s security clearance after he recommended it. The guy who just came from Moscow.

In honor of this Presidency, I would like to sell some Clusterfudges as band fundraisers, Kimmy Schmidt style. Seriously, we should all go into a hole until this is over. What a National Nightmare.

Best. Response. Ever.

This is what kills me about this statement: so, when you were a fucking Senior White House Advisor, the truth didn’t matter one good goddamn but now that you’ve been cut loose and you’re selling a book, it does? Fuck you. The truth never matters more than when you represent the White House. And you helped a traitor

Cheer for mass casualties.

My motto for these people:

Generally... the whole administration is composed of lying assholes so really its just a matter of degree at this point

It’s like watching my worst enemy drive off a cliff in my new ferrari.

That was so much irony in one sentence that I may have to lay down for a while.

“Because the truth matters.”

Kasich reply to Trump and it’s pinned

I believe he will be the first of the TraitorTots to be indicted.

Kelly: So the staff and everyone on the staff works for me not the president.”

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Nothing puts a fatass racist off more than chafing those buttery thighs of theirs.