She did a good job following that laser pointer.

She’s still complicit.

Maybe this might help:

I prefer "trophy skank".

Great job! It is hard to not read as sarcastic online, so to be clear, I am personally happy about your civic engagement and hope it spreads to others in your area.

It’s not what you think!

Only wives and mothers are entitled to be free from such ugly words. Praise be, and may the fruit open.

I love how he hates Jeff Bezos and Amazon but will also readily use Amazon as a source for success.

my poor liver

Robert Mueller and his gang of 13 Angry Democrats

you say that

He’s pandering. He’s found his thing. Crime, border, military, vets, second amendment. Soon he’s gonna be saying shit like “the democrats want you to be poor.” It’s all shit he’s seen on tv. 

Their Indian wedding ceremony is going to last longer then they have been dating.

I saw this on Twitter:

Oh damn it.

“I have a no-conflict situation because I’m president,”

My theory goes like this:

Um that Maria Sharapova pic seems a little fucked up. I think you should take it down unless she consented to having TMZ publish it.