Well obviously each resident gets 1 vote for each of their 9 lives, but that only gets us up to 2,520 votes.

Holy shit! Go Leelanau County!

And to think he had to stop blowing Putin for long enough to write that.

Giving 12 B dollars of government money to a bunch of people sounds a little like socialism that the Republicans like to hate to me

Seriously. I’ve been working my butt off since I was 14. Somehow the ending of the story is different, though! And the beginning!

It’s super easy to build a brand when your last name is already plastered on giant buildings across the globe and everyone associates your last name with glamour, old Hollywood, and Liz Taylor.

he used to tap dance, but these times are too dark. 

“After 17 months in Washington, I do not know when or if I will ever return to the business, but I do know that my focus for the foreseeable future will be the work I am doing here in Washington,” she said. “So making this decision now is the only fair outcome for my team and partners.”

Tell me again the president of the United States isn’t making money off his presidency.

He’s a POS

Nothing sends a message to both our friends and enemies abroad like an ALL CAPS tweet!  Jesus fucking Christ we are all doomed.

If it was a war the US would be the aggressor so the fact NATO wouldn’t join should prevent that ever happening and Iran knows it doesn’t need to start hostilities with anyone these days to get greater influence in the region so I doubt they’d do something so stupid anyhow.

Fetus ISIS? I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT WAS A MOOSLEM PLOT!

“Well, look, nobody has sold his soul to support President Trump,” Jeffress crowed.

Prosperity gospel in a nutshell: It’s wrong when others do it because it’s sinful and against god’s will and law. It’s okay when we do it, because we are blessed by god.

Don’t ferget tha feetusisis!

Under Obama, only 30% of white evangelicals said they would accept immoral personal behavior by an elected official.

“The reason we supported President Trump, uh, President, uh, Reagan, was not because we supported womanizing or divorce, we supported his policies,” Jeffress added.

I’m having PTSD

The normal economy class seats are literally rocks and bedbugs can’t live in them so us plebs are safe.