Could a Suburban be a truck?

No wood. Absolutely zero wood here. The man kills ladyboners like fire burns oxygen. 

Lol, I was born and raised in Paul Ryan’s hometown, and have biked/ran/played extensively all over town for decades. I never once in my life saw a groundhog there. They only appear to destroy shitty political leaders. Well done, groundhogs, well done.

How much auto ought a woodchuck chuck? ‘Cause they oughta chuck this fuck’s auto.

I thought it was traditional for Gawker to be owned by a self-satisfied shitlord?

she looks like a child dressing up as a disney princess.

And there was the whole “Driving the merchants and moneychangers out of the temple” thing.

Canada does not treat US dairy farmers well because they add hormones and pus to their dairy. We have banned that, so if any US dairy farmer wants to sell to Canada, they have to play by our rules. That’s why so many US children are obese, because the milk they’re given is laced with growth hormone, all because US…

The 4%, or 2% or whatever, GDP on Defense is such bullshit. It still doesn’t say how much a country contributes to NATO, just what they spend on Defense. One of the reasons why the US is paying more, is because they include a huge nuclear arsenal and space weaponry. Also, it’s a suggestion, not mandatory, and it’s not…

Democrats did win an election asshole, the 2012 Presidential election, where the country elected Barack Obama to serve a full 4 year term. That means any judicial vacancies during that term were Obama’s to fill, but the Republicans broke the rules and we aren't gonna let you change them back because it suits you now.

With one broken flipper.

JFC, it is legal to come to the border and apply for asylum, you twat.

Fuck: KFC! That was what was missing from the Trump signature odor!

I have confidence that Kim Jong Un will honor the contract we signed &, even more importantly, our handshake.

I don’t think nuance and detail come with a targeting microscope!

“Heaving a deep sigh, I slid into my HAZMAT suit and dialed Cohen’s number....”

He is a gigantic dumb fuck.

Another late night turned to early morning as I waited, parked on the side of the avenue. Suddenly, the door slammed shut and the familiar smell of Brut and urine started to permeate the car...

Absolutely, but I prefer to think of it terms of the cost of the nuclear war NATO helped deter. I’m old enough to actually remember the Cold War.

Or is he just making shit up again