Is 11 hours long enough to get drunk? I feel like I’m already behind.

I told my dad if he started watching Fox News after he retired, I was putting him in a home. He still hates Trump so, so far so good.

SHINee in my opinion is superior to BTS.

Are they renting that thing out when Trump’s trip is over? Because I feel like someone should follow him around with it. 

hamburgers, hot dogs and apple pie were not on our menu yesterday, but elote, couscous, eclairs and other shithole country sourced food sure as f was.

My dogs have 850 square feet of air conditioned luxury complete with a king size bed, flat screen TVs, modern appliances, and a spacious yard. They let me live here too, so it’s pretty cool. 

I love how he doesn’t realize that them not having had a nuclear test in some time is perfectly consistent with reports that North Korea is sneakily still enriching uranium and trying to dupe the United States.  Like, you don’t conduct nuclear tests when you’re trying to be clandestine.  This silly fucking tweet just…

Do what I do, don’t bother reading the tweets. Tomorrow’s one step closer to where this dirtbag is out of office. 

Honestly I would encourage christian people like this doofus to retreat into cloistered lives of hard work and quiet contemplation. Vows of silence, in particular, could be very helpful. Maybe eventually some good beer would come of it, like with the Trappists.

What I do know is they jetted off to Sag Harbor shortly thereafter

SING MIKEY SING!

Flip! Flip! Flip!

So you're saying that the FART Act... stinks?

Chord progressions ARE NOT COPYWRITTEN they are the foundation of western music history, going back to classical music.  This shit makes me so irate.  

I vote asteroid. Maybe the raccoons will take over and do a better job.

So let’s see, in the last 2 days at the SCOTUS.......

“are what has given Germany a solid, stable middle class with a higher standard of living in virtually all respect”

It is incomprehensible to me how the right wing in the US has managed to make working-class people vote against the labor movement. I will never get this.

Also this

“breach of office policies regarding respectful and appropriate conduct.”