I assume the toy is a pacifier.

The actual context is that Frank Loesser wrote it for him and his wife to perform at parties--they did so for years. He eventually sold the rights to the song, which pissed off his wife, as it meant it was no longer ‘their song’. Honestly, if people want to be angry about the song they should be angry that Loesser…

That’s pretty much how our proposal happened--been together for years, the feds finally legalized gay marriage, we’d already been civil unionized, so it was just a ‘hey, we’re off today--let’s go to City Hall.’ Unlimited breadsticks would’ve been nice, though. Not at that Olive Garden of course, since the menu prices…

Maybe it’s referencing the variety shows in her past, and emphasizing it’s JUST Cher’s show now? I haven’t seen it, but the look of it does seem to play on the variety format.

He’s got the dog from Triplets of Belleville on him, so he can’t be all bad.

Would Cynthia Nixon even be in this now? They could conceivable just do the third without anyone except Sarah Jessica Parker--it could be the final act of the show, with Carrie finally alienating herself so much that she’s forced, at long last, to be an actual person. It wouldn’t be a GOOD movie, but it’d make a mint,…

Yeah—even in Coven, didn’t she become slightly redeemed before being killed? So it’s kinda like the writers expect the first impression of a character to be all the audience thinks about that character.

As it says in the voice-over.

Granted, the reveal would’ve been much more amusing in the early episode where she shot Sarah Paulson with a gun. If she’d thrown the gun down and turned her arm into a machine gun THAT early in the season, it would’ve been Asylum-worthy WTFuckage.

I assume they were plants--the reason their DNA was played up in the first episodes was because even Satan knew Michael was iffy, and wanted back-ups.

The show is just a parody of itself, and was kinda fun this season. I kinda liked the way Constance refused to take Michael to the house—which echoed the scene in Murder House where she desperately wanted Addy to be dragged from the street to the house. Though of course if she’d allowed Michael to get trapped in…

She says in the voiceover she’s letting Madison stew for a while. The implication is that she can but—I guess because the audience is supposed to dislike Madison so much—she’s siding with the audience and letting Madison suffer just a bit longer in Hell.

I always meant to watch, and then Robin Williams killed himself and I just haven’t been able to watch any of his later stuff knowing he was desperately trying to hold himself together, and feeling like a failure.

It’s amazing how people misremember so vividly. He even went on to become president of South Africa!

Absolutely. ‘Fellow superhero’ my ass.

This is Terry Gilliam’s best work in YEARS.

Aubrey Plaza creeped Werner Herzog out? That’s... a feat.

I still think about the unexpected and perfect Werner Herzog cameo in the final season. That’s when the show went from “entertaining when I catch it” to “must go back and watch every episode.”

It makes a certain amount of sense that she’d lock him up and keep him as a sex slave, really. ABC should totally do this.