This was probably a great idea in theory.

Is that his production of Noises Off?

It’s Nikki Finke, right?

The writers, I think, missed an opportunity to solve a great many of the show’s issues. If June had gotten out, that would’ve widened and varied the story—there’s enough in Gilead to keep a narrative going there, but following June into Canada and resistance would’ve opened up the show quite a lot, and allowed the…

You laugh now, but history will report that Elon Musk and Donald Trump personally saved the entirety of Thailand from a massive cave-flood monster.

It is inevitable that one episode will end with a very serious Freud, after solving the final mystery, will say to a constable: “But sometimes, a butler is just a butler.”

Fart Fallacy: It is not always appropriate to laugh about farts.

Agree, but starred for ‘ass chuckles,’ which is what I’ll now call my husband’s more cautious farts.

It’s still amazing to me that he was mocked. I know, toxic masculinity, toxic humanity, whatever, but who the fuck would MOCK a person of any gender for taking a difficult stand against sexual assault? What kind of q-rating points are people getting to say Terry Crews is worthy of contempt?

It turns out the Howells have paid good money for the island—which is actually a peninsula—and even better money to keep it staffed with people who don’t realize they are actually functioning as slaves to them.

And possibly Coca-Cola.

I thought I added this to my previous comment but.. Kinja, whatever. There was a woman in 2013 who claimed to have been auditioned by Cruisentology. Her name was Johansen, which of course is close to Johansson. Maybe there’s some confusion in the haze of 5 years?

I don’t have the book handy, but wasn’t this covered in “Going Clear”? There was a list of actresses, and it wasn’t clear if all of them realized what they were auditioning for.

No, but this question at the end of the piece was gendered: “Is hand-pissing normal?! I am not a man, and have no male sources in my immediate vicinity with the exception of my plants, Elio and Oliver, who are not responding to requests for comment. Readers, tell me: Should I start doing it?* Should all of us? The…

I don’t know if hand-pissing is a thing. Maybe I’m bad at being a guy though--it’s never occurred to me. Stinky palming is a thing though, or so I’m lead to believe by Kevin Smith’s movies.

Dunno why, but I think it would be amusing if it became a thing to throw toupees at Miller. Wherever he went, people just tossed toupees at him.

Changing showrunners, however, means a good many of the people making reasoned and inspired choices won’t be along for the second season, though, right? And a True Blood showrunner taking over doesn’t instill me with confidence. But, I’m willing to give it a shot.

First thought.

Just so long as they leave the part about sudden, extreme erections springing up so violently popcorn containers are propelled into the air. That is a GREAT image.

Gilliam has seldom released a movie that didn’t go through legal battles. It’s kind of a part of his process, unfortunately.