Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Is it just me but in the middle panel does the mythical animal being reborn in fire look less like a majestically rising bird and more like a lounging possum?

“Suck on that, Cards!” - Clark the Cub

And when you get it home, you can fill it with Milk and Honey Original Café Mix, officially the best cereal in America!

Can confirm. Have a mini White Sox helmet. It doubles as a funny dog hat.

triple meat

you probably eat peanut butter between two slices of american cheese

Coaches should be stored in clear, glass tubes filled with mysterious light blue liquid. They should be completely nude except for a breathing mask for breathing and a voice amplifier for shouting. The coach tube tanks could be wheeled around by teens, tots, toddlers, and other child-like creatures belonging to team…

No, it was not Burneko.

I thought it might be a Maine Coon until I saw it was in Norway, then figured it was a Norwegian Forest Cat. I ask my wife all the time if I can turn our 3 MC’s into Sled Dog Cats but she says no. I’m going to have to show her this video.

What I wouldn’t give to have this trio walk out on stage performing this in the middle of the next GOP debate.

When it gets too hot for the comforter, you kick it off and just have the sheet on you. THAT is what it’s for!

Are you fucking kidding me? Nice job being a fucking asshole.

Much to their Chelgren...?

Easy to find your sleeper because she’ll turn around three times.

Gawker Staffers Post-Pepperoni Football Cheese Ball Bowel Movements: Ranked!

shut the fuck up

Because it isn’t made of loose granola?

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

Dear Gawker Media: