I'm so weirded out by adult Disney obsessives

Marchman fucked up the cereal rankings, brilliant idea to ask him about Thanksgiving and expect him to say something informed.

8 p.m. — VH-1 Classic — Goonies

Did he discuss the time he oillied off the hot bitch’s tits?

Very little of anything you wrote here is true, but if you don’t like it here you’re more than welcome to comment anywhere else on the internet. Somehow, I don’t think we’ll miss you.

Is it patronizing to say there are no fairies or leprechauns or tooth fairies? I was clear that sleep paralysis is real. Sleepwalking is real. Houses can make strange and unsettling sounds. People experience real things and attribute them to things that are not real.

Mr. Harriot, can you and Greg Howard please get together and do a podcast about issues pertaining to race in America? Because...I have no joke here. Because.