Or....you can order the amount of food you can consume in one sitting and no more

Son, it took you A YEAR AND TEN DAYS to come up with a fat joke. 

Why do they call it a “mid engine” car instead of a rear engine car?

I have absolutely no problem buying meals for people who genuinely want to enjoy my company, no matter where that encounter might lead.

I also have no problem giving a homeless person a buck or two to buy themselves some food.

If you just want a free meal, be HONEST, own that, and I’ll give you two bucks for a small cof…

Considering the social reality that men do most of the asking, you’re still calling for men to pay on dates. 

THIS 

People?

If we’re talking about heterosexual dating (and let’s face it, the vast majority of the population is straight so that’s what most dating is) we’re talking about women getting free meals.

Now, before anybody chimes in and says I’m sounding like one of those involuntary celibate terrorist creeps.... I know…

Hey, look, an idiot!

Honestly, I wouldn’t be shocked seeing that kind of racism in any state. 

You must not know any Irish Catholics or Hasidic Jews.

Lots of people have ridiculously large families even today

American police arrested approximately 10 million people last year - about 2 million of whom were Black - and shot about 1,000 of them, 230 of whom were Black. Many of the people who were shot were armed 

So.... anecdotally yes, statistically, not really 

That’s kinda racist.....

Yes, I’m sure you could have returned the food at the time - if you had a spine and had asked.

If you want to take care of that now..... it’ll probably cost you about $300 to hire a private detective to locate that vendor, then there’s however much it costs to travel to where they are presently located.

That might mean…

That’s not that unreasonable a price at an event.

Lots of Americans already knew that legs, thighs and wings are better than dry ass breast meat.

Where have you been?

Lots of young men made better choices (I was one of them)

Some young men belong in jail.

When they aren’t in jail, they terrorize their families and communities.

Not sending them to jail will save the government a lot of money (by throwing many unionized public employees on the unemployment line) but at the price of making things harder for the poor people who have to live in…

The ugly truth about these limousine liberal “criminal justice reformers” is, they really want to abandon the very expensive task of maintaining public safety in poor Black and Latino communities.

They dress it up in the language of civil rights - you hear all the lamentations about “mass incarceration” and “new Jim…

NO.

It would not

Well, you won’t catch me buying one of these frankenfood patties

If I was in the mood for vegan or vegetarian food....I’d find a nice Indian place and chow down there, on some actual plant-based dishes.