It’s not criminal intent that makes the difference, it’s the intent to permanently deprive the owner of the vehicle that makes it theft. Without that it’s just joyriding.
Not true. When you bring your vehicle in for repair you’re allowing their employees to drive the vehicle for repair & diagnostic purposes.
Given the pork chops, somehow I don’t think that’s the logic behind it.
Yeah the fact that the manager was only suspended says a lot.
It’s unauthorized use, not grand theft auto. Technically.
Raw garlic? Five cloves is enough.
Gay dude here. I was OBSESSED with this guy at the gym in college. Gorgeous, blonde, and drove around with a geriatric golden retriever in the back of his pickup truck. Legit snack. One day he saw me stretching (I begged my mother to let me take gymnastics and dance classes and wear lycra as a child—ahem—shoutout to…
Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t Jesus Jewish?
I was raised Methodist and I have never believed speaking in tongues was real. Of course I know people who claim to have done it. I always ask them what they said. Of course they never know because no one could translate it, and that’s when you break out Corithians 14:
You are a bad, bad person, and are you still interested in impressing her?
The most commitment.
I spoke in tongues at a weird non-denominational church service that my mom (a liberal Methodist) didn’t want me to attend. I was crushing on this evangelical pastor’s son, and my friend who was dating his brother invited me to attend services with her. I’d never seen a rock band in church before, or people jumping…
When I was a sophomore in college my university paid for this company that did mobile std testing to come park their gigantic trailer on campus. I was hanging out after lunch with a big group of people that included my crush (he and I were just acquaintances), and as people gradually left it was eventually just me and…
I guess everything is racist. Tiresome...
Ham is NOT overrated, you take that back! Ham is wonderful, delicious hot or cold. Ham is a technological innovation, you have to make pork into ham through curing. And when done right it has a crackly, flavorful skin and deliciously moist meat, just the right amount of flavor and chew. Mmm, ham!
If your flesh is akin to ham, consult your physician immediately.
“I was number one in my class in the Army. I’ve run a full marathon before, 26.2 miles.
It’s the same guy who moonlights as a dentist and doesn’t recommend Trident.
He will be dead by Good Friday, and then rise again on Easter Sunday.