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2/9/20
12:03 PM
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In old Tsarist Russia, when confronted by oppression, some of the more conservative peasants would say “If The Tsar Only Knew!” Read more

2/9/20
11:06 AM
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I was with him til the crying about “exorbitant labor taxes”

Partly because of the bizarre wording - “labor taxes” are not a thing Read more

2/9/20
1:46 AM
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I know somebody who’s bar went out of business because all his friends expected to eat and drink for free....and he let them

1/25/20
1:10 PM
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At a New York restaurant, the next table is literally one foot away - so yeah, I’m going to lean slightly over and grab a damned fork

1/25/20
1:09 PM
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Well, actually - I went to a Thai restaurant in Brooklyn the other day

I took a knife, fork and napkin from the next table because my table didn’t have any

A MAN ACTUALLY DIED! 

1/25/20
1:07 PM
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I’d like to have it ready when my food gets there - and if it’s the next table over (and in NYC that’s literally a foot away from my table) and that table is empty, I’m grabbing it 

1/25/20
10:57 AM
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Or, she can simply retract her book, ask her publishers to remove her book from circulation and stop impersonating a Latina.  Read more

1/15/20
6:16 PM
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I was a carpenter for a quarter century - so, replace bales of hay with 4' x 8' boards of sheetrock, or pieces of plate glass so heavy you needed three people to lift them, or desks - and yes, you do need breakfast if you’re going to do that for the next few hours