Restaurants are the only business where some particularly assholish business owners slap a HEALTH INSURANCE SURCHARGE on the bill

Everybody else just pays the damned insurance, just like they pay every other cost of doing business

Hell, even most restaurant owners just absorb the cost of insurance and keep it moving.

Howe…

That is nasty as fuck!

My take at the time was that John John was a selfish idiot who not only sacrificed his life but also those of his wife and sister-in-law....all because he didn’t want anybody overhearing his conversations on a commercial flight!

I’m 51 and a lifelong New Yorker, so I vividly remember “the hunk who flunked” (as the New York Post dubbed him when he failed the bar exam) and his fateful plane crash. 

So basically..... Pennywise

From the pedophile defender to Mr Sweatshop - talk about “draining the swamp”

Long winded apologia for cheapskate bosses who don’t think they should have do what every other businessperson does -provide benefits for their wages

If I could give you a negative star, I would

That’s a very accurate outlook, and literally the reason that restaurants are doing it - the owner is bitching about having to actually pay benefits for his employees, and he wants you to share his shitty Republican butthurt.

Nothing “cynical” about being a realist

I’ve never encountered a restaurant with an “employee benefits surcharge”

At best it sounds like shameless virtue signaling for doing something that any responsible employer should be taking care of already - providing their employees with benefits.

At worst, it sounds like some Republican douchebag whining about....…

No, I’m not - I put ketchup on my french fries.

As for “pity”..... well, salt and vinegar just sounds so....austere. So pity right back at ya!

So...a doctor shouldn’t run a healthcare organization?

You spelled mustard wrong

Is mayonnaise ever necessary?

Straight ketchup is the best thing you can put on fries.

That “mayochup” sounds disgusting

Barbecue sauce?

If there is absolutely no ketchup available


Vinegar just sounds sad.....

You can meet somebody’s family and not be dating them

I’m 51 and I was totally lost at sea at all the clever idioms

However....I did get the main theme (violent misogynist murders a teenage girl)

He’s right

They should put the drink prices on the menu.

I agree with you on the other points....but mayonnaise on french fries is disgusting (that’s literally why they invented ketchup)

**raises hand**

Yes, I know what “mountain oysters” are (I know people who’ve lived in
Colorado).....but of course I have never eaten them