Bolt it back together. Park it in a dirt lot. Blow dirt on it with a leaf blower. Post it on Bring A Trailer as a “Barn Find!!!”

Why do I think this would look good in a nice, bright wrap? Not even sure how much wraps cost. 

Yeah, if I took money from work and spent it on myself, I’d be fired and in jail. How is this allowed? How can he use funds from the contract to invest in Dogecoin? Don’t all of the profits officially belong to Netflix?

Yeah, fender coverage and obnoxious exhaust systems are a huge pet peeve of mine which don’t seem to be enforced at all.

In some way, they remind me of the Seinfeld characters. Often amusing, but rude and sad if you thought too hard about it. 

The steering wheel might be fine. My wife prefers a fat steering wheel, and used-to put an odd cover on one of our steering wheels. 

Do you ever ride the bus? Depends upon the neighborhood, of course, but I think if you round up 10 car commuters, you’d get more lawyers involved than when involving bus patrons.

Still sucks to be in a bus when it hits a car. Speaking from experience. 

Duly noted. 

That belongs in a museum, er, I mean “closed autocross course”!

Nice job sleuthing! 

It’s a clean, functional-looking car. The mechanicals seem good, and the fit and finish is better than some current automakers. The design isn’t stunning, but nothing seems incongruous. It even might have bumpers under that cladding.

Would that engine take a supercharger? I know Mercedes was playing with superchargers quite a bit at this time, and I think the platform could handle it. 

I agree that taken out of context, the car seems to be in good shape. The ALL CAPS AD along with strong poser vibes makes me nervous. I can even forgive the windshield tint, seeing as it’s Florida. Then again, it’s Florida.

“...any number of actual cars”

So THAT’s what it’s supposed to look like!

Rob missed the opportunity to ask if we’d like to “slide into this Crossfire.”

James Bond: Worst-Secret-Agent-Ever! Everyone knew who he was!

For my parents, I think it’s the “Cool idea, but way too much maintenance work for the few times per year that they use it.”

I do see some college-level coaches and possibly athletes driving Polaris Slingshots or similar vehicles in town. It’s a zoomy, obvioiusly toy vehicle that begs people to look at you.