The Civic gets like 10% better mpg, that’s not nothing!

This is like replacing your beige Corolla with a beige Civic.

Nice. A minor suggested adjustment from someone who spends about eleven hours a day thinking about alliteration:

Titans Tee up Tannehill, Tanking for Tua, Though Totally Terrible Team in Tidal Town will Take Top Talent

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Ok so.. it's like a little bonus advantage of a fair catch, beyond 'don't hit me'?  And teams don't use it often because it's essentially a field goal try on first down, presumably resulting in change of possession?

I grew up mainly watching boxing, the NFL, and hockey, before bringing shame to my family by playing soccer and running and coaching track.

This is why we do this.

1) We are going to keep doing it for as long as we’re permitted to do so and 2) I’ll go ahead and assess that ticket stub for you: it’s worth like five thousand dollars to me.

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.

I demand to know:

It is just ten different takes on bangers and mash.

I guess I didn’t even know I’ve been in a coma.

God hates WAGS.

It was a private account, and she’d only granted access to people she considered trustworthy friends. This would be like someone sharing information from a group chat among friends and family, and then you coming along and saying “wELl tHeN yOu sHoUlDn’T hAvE cONveRsAtiOnS wITh pEoPlE yOu tRuSt!!”

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and…

She is being called Wagatha Christie in the comment sections. Pretty funny. 

Maybe, but players (and coaches? I’m not sure) in the NBA have more power than in the NFL and that wouldn’t vanish if owners suddenly decided to cater to the MAGA crowd. Labor in the NBA is simply worth more. The owners might try and tell LeBron to shut up but they couldn’t threaten to blacklist him, and I guarantee…

If the NBA fandom suddenly switched from left-leaning millennials to right-leaning boomers, LeBron, Pop and Kerr would all be told to shut up immediately. The market drives what personality they let their actors take. Anybody who thinks the NBA is “better” than any other league morally is either being intentionally…

China: [fires Rockets]