You ok bud?

Someone nonchalantly asks “Is he dead?”

I think we need to limit high school football players’ access to brooms. These things always involve broom handles.

I anticipate his posts like he referenced how we all used to anticipate SI on Thursdays.

That sentence with radioactive, Morgul Vale, Frankenstein failson, and the horrible Snyder-Allen drinking session is like a Redskins themed verse out of “Desolation Row.”

Skins “fan” here. I hope they go 0-for-whatever until the day Daniel Snyder dies.

Damn, I hadn’t heard that one. Dabo to DC makes a lot of sense if you really think about it. 

This isn’t really relevant to this article but as a former Washington fan it was cathartic yesterday to mark their emails as ‘spam’ since apparently their ‘unsubscribe’ link does nothing. I expected nothing less.

This is unquestionably the best answer you could have given.

Art. Briles.

Joe Gibbs isn’t dead yet, is he?

I’m assuming that there is some difference in what he gets paid if he quits versus if he gets fired, and if so, I hope he stays until Snyder fires him. I hope he stops fucking even trying (which it appears he very well may have, asked today what his plan at QB was for Sunday, against the best team in the league, he…

If football coaches like Gruden actually had a sense of humor and weren’t so averse to fun they would just say fuck it, and let their freak flag fly. Want to fire up the Wing T offense? Sure, fuck it. Double halfback passes every other drive? Sure, fuck it.

I was about to make some stupid joke about the Skins hiring Rob Ryan to be the next head coach (because that would be such a Dan Snyder thing to do) when I just looked him up and found that he is currently on the coaching staff!!!!

The only just result of a Jay Gruden firing would be the elevation of one Rob Fucking Ryan to Head Football Coach. It’s what we remaining fans of this shitbag team deserve.

Quit talking about the Redskins and stick to sports!

If he quits he won’t get paid on his contract.

Jay Gruden Is Going To Get Fired, But He Has To Finish Eating This Giant Pile Of Shit First

Wait, wait... Who are these people out there saying Geoff’s a good footballer?

Anyone who lives in Las Vegas and judges a tourist should be punched in the face. Tourists are the only reason that city exists.