Sorry, gotta get one long comment in before they shut off the lights:

Goodbye everyone. It’s been a hell of a ride. Never made it out of the greys but that’s ok.

Wow!  This is a great post about sports, sports only, and nothing else besides sports!

Plus 20,000 Barry Petcheskys 

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

This is a true story: When I was in my dirtbag 20s, my friends and I used to hang out at a crappy bar because we loved the main bartender and the culture there. Then the scumbags who owned the bar fired the bartender we loved. He went to work at another bar and we followed him there. The first bar is closed now.

These dogs are good sports. 

I was there in April of this year. That dog from the pyramids has a name and it is Preztelcoatl. But you are correct that it is indeed a good dog.

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

This shit, this shit right here that y’all put on the homepage, is destructively hilarious!!!

i wanted to turn this in to the Deadspin Lost & Found Department. Can I just leave it here? 

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

Joe Westworld

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

Ujiri: Mr. DA do you like Imagine Dragons

I wanted to take this opportunity to say that I am not going to continue reading Deadspin due to the management’s lack of concern for the user experience. These auto-playing videos with the sound on are too much. I’ve been a reader for nearly 10 years, but I can’t abide by such egregious lack of care for the product.

I don't why this made me laugh so hard at my desk. Fortunately, everyone around me also enjoy the photo when informed who it represents. 

This is Art telling you all that this is art.

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees.