All hail Dominic of House Torretto, first of his name, warden of the NOS!

Wow, this means a lot. Thank you. I have to go... um... wash my eyes. Bye.

This is my girlfriend’s favorite show, and I got into it mostly because she liked it and heard it was a good binge - we hit it on Netflix after season one ended and watched it like twice in a row. She genuinely loves it, has a Serpents t-shirt and everything and has decreed that we’re going as Jughead and Betty for…

So Archie created White ISIS. Please tell me someone got a screen cap of that never ending hilarity. I spent the entire last 3 minutes laughing with tears in my eyes. That was the most homoerotic terror threat video I have ever seen

“Vanessa Morgan (Toni) auditioned for Josie originally” This makes a lot of sense.

Vanessa Morgan (Toni) auditioned for Josie originally and became close friends with Madelaine Petsch in the process, so it’s great for the two of them that she ended up on the show roundaboutly (particularly for Morgan, of course, since she gets paid now). They’re clearly at least teasing the idea that she’ll be a…

Plenty of latinos have anglo/german/whatever names. Have you ever heard of gisele budchen?

I like Parks S5, I watch the series all the time and don’t see it being a drop in quality. I think most people hate it just because of Jeremy Jamm, but I’ve been a big of Glaser since his days on Late Night with Conan (Pubes being my personal favorite character of his) and really enjoy his appearances.

When Cheryl called Betty a stone cold bitch it was more of compliment than an insult. Cheryl’s relationship with the rest of them can literally change every week and it’s fine.

I’m cracking up at you using “undergrad obsession” as an insult on a review of Riverdale, of all things.

So. Fucking. Extra.

Gilpin was perfectly cast. She had so many great moments, from purring over Bevvers to her “I found one” at the sex shop at the end. She just really was who you’d expect Abbi’s mom to be.

It. Was. Both. Things.

“YA BORIN’”

And Boyle set things back by four years, damn it Boyle!

I am legit worried about Jake’s kidneys. This isn’t a game, son.

Title of your other sex tape!

Title of your sex tape.

Ah, Emma Stone/Asian jokes. The only thing that successfully made the transfer to Kinja

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