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It can be two things.

You must have been watching a different LOST, because Sun and Jin were FAR from being ‘token.’ Their story was full of love and pain and heartbreak. ‘Token’ characters aren’t actively involved in the plot.

Buy yourself a dictionary.

Daniel Dae Kim’s face has so many fucking angles it could be used to teach geometry lessons.

“This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold, calculated speech with sinister overtones.”

Call me Noob Noob, because this episode had me like, “God... DAMN!!!’

the news team being all slightly more fucked up versions of the same Rick was a good gag.

Yeah, you seem like a real winner.

Well, in fairness, it is an archaic and illogical institution....but that’s true of a lot of shit. It’s what you make of it.

Apparently Tina Belcher became a writer this season and we never even knew.

I too would like to express my admiration for Jon Snow’s butt, and on behalf of the bisexual community would like to point out that between him, Grey Worm and Melissandre, this season was #1 season for butts. Long live butts.

I find the whole “marriage is an archaic, illogical, and/or meaningless institution” thing downright annoying. Marriage is a garbage-in, garbage-out proposition: it’s only as good as the components that go into it.

“I’m not a Nazi. I just happen to think blond-haired, blue-eyed northern Europeans of Teutonic stock are superior to all other humans. Also, Jews are literal monsters.”

I think I’m broken, because I don’t have anything cynical to say about this. Good job, guy? I approve? That doesn’t sound like me!

Well, they got Jaime...who is kind of not that great at fighting anymore because he has one hand. But still, that’s something! Right? ...right?

I’m glad Cersei caught on to the fact that one dragon was conspicuously absent. It was dumb as hell for her to bring two when everyone in the world knows she has three.

Jaime finally nutting up and ditching cersei was a highlight of the episode

Can we confirm that the “bring her the undead and she’ll change” plan was the stupidest idea ever? Other than handing the NK a dragon, what did they accomplish?

There’s a lot of silly shit on this show, but get two actors like Dinklage and Headey in a room and it’s Lannister gold.

Let’s be honest, a dog in an induced coma is more socially conscious than the entirety of the White House.

This reminded me of how much Gawker used to rip on Humans of New York. I get not liking it, but their level of hatred towards it was always something else.