greenyglitter
greenyglitter
greenyglitter

I cannot condone how many people are starring that monstrosity. 1971 Willy Wonka or GTFO.

Rollos are the best thing in the universe COME AT ME

I actively avoid bringing it up because it's painful and she thinks I'm picking on her when I try to get her to open up about going to therapy. It's a real balancing act between trying to show my concern and her thinking I'm trying to control her. I love how wildly independent she is but this is the downside of that I

Also: I was on a billboard in New York today, but I didn't want to be all conceited about it. Only like 10 thousand people got to be on it.

her name is far too close to Sooki Stackhouse. It's distracting.

Counterpoint: "Those aren't sweatpants! They're just my gauchos, yoga pants and capris...made out of fluffy, stretchy, elastic-waisted, cotton terry cloth material..."

It's not really about sweatpants, fellow ladyfriends. Some men actually like sweatpants. It's about letting ourselves go. That's the REAL cause of divorce... Because once we, as women, let ourselves go then we're not physically attractive for our men anymore, and that's the whole reason they love us!

Yes, I fucking hate that. I couldn't think of anything worse than being with more than one man. I certainly wouldn't accept my husband being with another woman. Nope. I'm not less evolved, enlightened or anything because I like monogamy.

Don't forget the condescending nature of that idea, which is that people who aren't poly are either in denial or less "evolved."

No, it's evangelizing. If you've never been told by a poly person that they pity how square and vanilla you are and really monogamy just isn't natural (and hey all the cool kids are doing it), you're a luckier person than me. I mean, yes, it's an orientation that still is faced with a tremendous amount of prejudice

Is she still dating Sandra Bullock's neo-nazi ex-husband?

If you're trying to get your husband to be something he's not, maybe you're the one who needs therapy.

What's the over/under on how long before poly and open relationship type people take their evangelizing door-to-door like Jehovah's Witnesses?

It's very nice that you found an environment in which you are happy, but I do wish people would stop deferring to evolution every single time. The people who write books and push the idea that humans "evolved" or "didn't evolve" to be monogamous or play football or drive a Toyota Cressida do so with very flimsy

Mirena failed. I ended up with an ectopic pregnancy. Decided that Mirena needed to Be With Jesus as punishment.

How would second children even be possible if that were true? I mean, when you give birth, the cervix dilates a hell of a lot...

No silly, when a mommy and daddy are ready to have a baby, the daddy gives mommy a flower, and then he waters it with his watering can and they plant it in the garden. Then, when the baby is ready, the stork brings it from the garden to the mommy and daddy.

If that's a baby in the photo- I've got some super cereal explaining to do...

"She told me that for some women, they dilate them too fast and they might become … not infertile, but in later cases ... they might miscarry a lot because the cervix might not close up all the way. So I might have a lot of miscarriages if I aborted the baby."

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