You ever talk to your wife? It sounds like she needs therapy, and that's not just about your boner.

Yep, always hated that phrase. Your (society's expectations conforming) looks are not your self. You as a person are yourself. Why is this so hard to grasp for some people?

Are you twelve? Come on.

Too late. You were not kidding. Ugh.

Wow. Okay yeah did miss that.

...Wut? Maybe it's my current pregnant lady scatterbrain status, but I see no bashing here. (Also I love you, please don't go.)

Sounds like good old fashioned American greed to me.

I actually did not know that either. Fact of the day for me.

I'm 31 and that could definitely describe my clothes. You really don't have to worry about changing style much from your twenties to thirties in my personal experience. Especially not nowadays. Talbots be damned.