D) You are a mad-biologist and it is literally a feathered boa (constrictor) who has become your pet and you want to show off "strangle-chirps" to the world. (That or you discovered the earthly manifestation of Quetzalcoatl )

More like Crone's disease:

She said "who wants to hear about Paris Hilton?" I started squealing and doing my excited dance, which is just my hands balled up into fists shaking real hard. I was in her immediate sightline so she said "that is one excited gay" and mimicked my movements.

Him. When someone stands behind my car being "cute" and I've got to get my grandma to a doctor's appointment, I do not fuck around.

THIS MY LITERAL NIGHTMARE. Groooossss

It's called Buy, Buy Baby: How Consumer Culture Manipulates Parents and Harms Young Minds. It was really interesting, I don't have kids yet but I'm thinking about it and this is kind of thing- Disney-washing, Princess-mania stuff that I'm really curious about.

I do understand that, but this is a Disney fairy tale.. And she is already a tiny girl. I think just a normal bodice with the big skirt would have been more than sufficient. I do love the look of the serious corsets, but just seems a little unnecessary in this case.

Kink shaming, yay!

"This guy is into some really freaky stuff," Leathers said. "He liked the idea of buying me a strap-on to use on him. He wanted to be forced to wear a French maid outfit and clean my house while I degraded him. He wanted to be tied up and left in a closet to watch me have sex with my boyfriend."

His kinks actually sound so boring and commonplace that they border on stereotype, really.

YOUR TEACHERS ALL USE THE INTERNET WE KNOW WHAT FLEEKS ARE

One of those things is not like the other. One of those things just doesn't belong.

World hijab day, where non-Muslim women are encouraged to wear hijab, was started by Muslim women in the US to get non-Muslim women to have a way to empathize with what they experience. It seems like this is a continuation of this. I don't get the snark (eta: except about the 'skin darkening').

Mine too. Team Tiny Clits!

Considering the amount of women I know who HATE their vaginas...

Some women it's easy to find. Others it is particularly small or occluded or something and I've had to estimate by knowledge of anatomy and reaction. No joke. Still no problem if one is the least bit attentive.

Sex education in this country is a fucking travesty.

Some guys legit don't know where it is. I've had to guide a few.