“Thanks a lot, Captain Obelisk.”

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

HR is there to protect the company. NOT the employees. Everything HR does is to protect the company. From trying to keep things quiet, to dealing with things swiftly (regardless of the outcome,) you name it, HR is trying to prevent lawsuits and actions against the company. Employees that cause trouble, especially in…

OMG THE EYE FLOATIES!!!!!!

I had a friend invite me and then dismiss me after an hour because she knew it was miserable. Why did you make me drive an hour in the first place if you knew I would hate it?? Also, the same friend doesn’t do gifts on the holidays because of money (which—fair), but I’m expected to give for every holiday and the…

This is not about friends, but about employers. I have a kid now, but for the longest time, I was a free bird. My employer thought that “free bird” meant that I was available to do social work events on evenings and weekends, and I was pressed to do this much much more than any of my colleagues. Dear Employer: being…

I can’t stand when someone is in restaurant and the child is crying non stop and they glare back at anyone who gives them a look. This happened once at an expensive restaurant during a special occasion. The table right next to ours, 45 minutes of loud baby crying. We first asked our table be moved but there were none…

The condescension that sometimes comes with new parenting. Yeah, I chose not to have children. It’s nice they have suddenly found themselves responsible for a new happy little life, but that doesn’t mean other people don’t have problems as well.

Teach your kids some goddamned manners. As soon as they are able to walk and talk, they are able to be trained in the art of not throwing shit and laughing, or yanking on the dog’s ear, or dropping trou on the carpet. They respond easily enough to cause/effect conditioning and do not require a “talking to” until they…

As an adjunct, let me just laugh in a way that slowly turns into crying.

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

Absolutely.

Serioulsy?

Bruce Arians said on Sirius today that he had to get his stomach pumped twice when he was younger from drinking paint. That’s something.

Jerry Jones is rolling in his grave.

Stela, our 3-legged cat (cancer survivor) who is handicapable AF and rules our household.

Sorry to hear that. As an Eagles fan, I extend my sympathy for the loss, and for the knowledge that you’ll endure another 10 January losses like this one. And after each one, Andy Reid will get up at the podium, clear this throat a lot, tell you things like this loss is on him, and he’s going to go back and look at…

Don’t even say it. There’s a whole lot of us in Philadelphia holding our collective breaths. Chip hurt us, bad. We like what we see but we’re still spitting between our fingers and throwing salt over our shoulders. Don’t jinx it.

I just moved to a very nice suburban neighborhood. My American Bulldog does not like other dogs. She does not want to be bothered with them. If one is barking at her she will most likely just pick up her gait to leave the other dog behind. She will win in any fight. She will not pick the fight, but she will win it.…

Oh fuck the hell no. Unacceptable. Not any more unacceptable than the sexual assault and other shit that’s gone on, but beating a dog gets you a permanent spot on my shit list.