Marcy Long better run for the damn hills before I get home..

Umm.... so men have to keep their young looks? Is that why Skip Bayless looks like an old shoe? Jason Whitlock? Tony Kornheiser?

As a Yelp Elite, I feel it is my duty to weigh in on this. While delicious, one needs to weigh the aftereffects of consumption into the equation. In this category, the minimally cheesy mozzarella sticks get the nod. However, both of these pale in comparison to the intestinal fury that is the sugar-free Haribo gummy…

You know, like, “Would you... what size do you wear, sir?” And then you answer me.