Does anybody want it? Is anyone consulted?

I’ll never forget the junior prom.

I prefer to find out about pregnancy the old fashioned way, in the middle of excruciating labor in a deserted alley way, as punishment for my sins of the flesh.

Oh my god my heart rate has been erratic on my fit bit recently too. But I’m pretty sure it’s an adderal combined with too much coffee baby. Follow me at @AdderalCaffeineFitBitBaby

@babyfitbit.I was about to buy this as a gift for a friend who is trying to get fit and now I have to worry about her getting prego? Screw you fitbit. We are both pro choice.

My fitbit told me that my heart rate increases 10-20 beats per minute when it’s lunch time. I like food.

Will dogs do? (not “dog doo”)

Woman’s got one of the most annoying voices I’ve ever heard (and I love powerful singing voices - hell, I love opera). Every time any of her (few) songs comes on the radio I instinctively change the station. So NO, girl.

To be fair, he posted pretty much the same kind of requirements for male DJs:

This chainsawsuit comic is my favorite response to the “all lives matter” people:

HAHA SUCK IT DAD

Person1: “I hate black people.”
Person2: “But why are you racist tho?”
Person1: “RACIST?!??? WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE TO PULL THE RACE CARD?!!?? STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT RACE!!&!@!!”

Michigan apparently has a form of indeterminate sentencing where the legislature sets a maximum sentence and a judge sets a minimum sentence. When the convicted person reaches the minimum sentence he’s allowed to go in front of a parole board to ask for release on parole, but must serve at least the minimum.

Did you read this article? Because this is in there:

Agreed. To a frighteningly large proportion of Americans, racism means calling attention to the fact that people are treated differently according to their race.

Right, it was definitely the judge that made it about race *eyeroll*

Y’know, I’m coming round to the idea that since these yahoos are going to present themselves as persecuted martyrs no matter what we do, let’s just go ahead and throw ‘em in jail for life. Solitary confinement, bread and water, the whole experience. It’s what they really want, right?

it’s just a side-by-side comparison of Khloe (taken several years ago) and Sydney Simpson in which they look, well, fine, they look like half-sisters.