Yessssss I LOVE APTN.

“Where are you from?”

And to think I’ve been studying the penis for free all these years...

SO SHRILL AND SHRIEKY. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me. That song with her and Ariana Grande makes me cry.

DJ Justin James has a serious case of shutthefuckup mouth if i’ve even seen one...

That is exactly like my dad. He’s been wearing the same thrift store clothes for thirty years, but his cycling wardrobe is massive and probably cost more than his car.

OUCH

The thing that creeps me out the most about this is like... how did they meet irl? Did she dm with him until he agreed to meet up with her or just she just like start showing up places she knew he would be?

No i’m only a few years older than her and I think this is creepy as fuck.

yikes @ white people

Because “friendly wrestling match” sounds better than “beating the shit out of Indians for fun”.........

Ok but i’m still buying one of everything from that site sooo

omg are you me

For real though. I’m grateful I ended up with my specific shitty life instead of her shitty life.

When I was a kid and my mum still made me go to church, I thought people in the Philippines were some of the first Christians because I always misheard it as “the letter of Paul to the PHILIPPINES” because I had no idea what Philippians meant or that there was a place called Philippi.

I feel like I would cry if I watched it. I’m already sweating profusely due to secondhand embarrassment.

I feel like i’ve heard a lot of anecdotal evidence in favour of the cheap pregnancy tests too.

Merry Christmas, here are some bodily fluids!

I live in Saskatchewan, I deserve heated floors way more than Sharon Stone.

This story was super disappointing tbh